You Might Be A Redneck If ... This Is The Biggest Book You’ve Ever Read

I ORDERED THIS BOOK FOR MY SON. HE ASKED FOR IT FOR CHRISTMAS. HE LOVES IT.

I love this book it is the greatest! My mom bought it for me and I read it the same day i couldn't put it down! So many of them reminded me of my family that I laughed the whole way through! Read this and you won't be sorry or bored!!

I am a big fan of Jeff Foxworthy. When I bought this book, I was excited. I loved reading all the punch lines. Its a good book to own for any Jeff Foxworthy Fans.

The more of this Redneck humor I read,the more I enjoy it.I have written reviews on several Redneck and Southern Humor books;but none are better than what the author of this gem,Jeff Foxworthy,gives us. The layout of the book,the wonderful illustrations and all the one-liners result in a book that is great to sit back with "a cool one" and have some great laughs. The author has come up with a great way to introduce these one-liners;that would be: You might be a Redneck if.... "You use your daughter's wedding as an excuse to buy a new shotgun." "You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop." "You can take your bra off while driving." "You talk to your dog more than your wife." "Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Patrolman to k--- her a--." "You've ever thrown up in a squad car." "You take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner." "You've ever vacationed in a rest area." "You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home." "You got your nose broken at your sister's wedding." "Truckers tell your wife to watch her language." "Your gene pool doesn't have a 'deep end'." "You proposed at Denny's." "You had a marriage license before you had a driver's license." "You said your wedding vows while watching a football game out of the corner of your eye." "You learned the facts of life by watching dogs." "Getting your car inspected means paying a bribe." And that is just a taste of what you'll find in this book.It isn't stated;but there are somewhere between 1300 and 1500 of these one-liners for your enjoyment. If you like earthy humor,you'll love this book.

Almost anyone who enjoys comedy will have either read Jeff Foxworthy's Southern redneck humor books or seen his numerous TV shows: now there's another fine volume helping to define the possibilities of the redneck personality: the 'monster truck of redneck books' covering such important topics as love and marriage, partyin', wheels, fashion and more. All with the Foxworthy brand 'you might be a redneck if ' pattern.