Playful, irreverent, and at turns poignant, these humorous essays burst with energy. Brian Conroy's hilarious portraits of Pamela Anderson, a pot-eating puppy, and his stint working in the lingerie department at Macy's are a wild ride. Flash back with him to his 8th grade dance where he busts moves with a mini-skirted teenybopper while dressed in a powder blue Nehru jacket. Ride shotgun with him in a self-driving car as he hurtles toward his death...