Here, I have my own theater, conveniently located beneath the proscenium arch of my brow and behind my eyes. Here, I author my books. I paint. I socialize with some of the great minds and talents of the formerly-living who attend my popular soirees. We spend wonderful evenings here in song and dialogue and whatever else my creative pen doth choose to write. This is my realm. I share intimacies with some of the most interesting women to ever have "trod...