When Ninjas Attack: A Survival Guide for Defending Yourself Against the Silent Assassins

In a world where the media increasingly relies on a discourse of fear to promote readership (recession! terrorism! swine flu!), it seems like a strange and serious oversight that they have neglected to inform us of the greatest risk of all: ninjas. I applaud "When Ninjas Attack" for finally bringing this important issue of personal safety to light. In fact, this book has saved my life at least three times since I bought it (which was only a day ago). But seriously, this book is hilarious -- easily the funniest thing on my coffee table, and there are back issues of The Onion and Us Weekly on there.

This book is a comic gem. Focusing on the potential of a ninja attack the book gently highlights just how ridiculous the irrational fears are that dominate modern media all while providing invaluable insights on the modern ninja and a giving you a good laugh in the process. A great find! I'll definitely be giving it away as gifts this holiday season.

I went to the store looking for a humor book, and after looking at a few, I decided to buy "When Ninjas Attack." I couldn't have made a better choice. It was so funny, I gave my copy away to a friend to read so we could share laughs. Im also giving this book as a holiday gift to my entire extended family. I would recommend this book to anyone who has a sense of humor.

In this fearful world of unknown attacks this guide has helped me to prepare and hopefully survive - with a sense of humor - I highly recommend!!!!

This book is funny. Good for a laugh in bed before sleeps strikes, like a gentle ninja. "If you suspect a ninja has been hired to take your life, do not panic. According to experts, ninja clans take an average of nine months to develop and plan their attack." Just like gestation. Sage.