When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

With a title this funny, how could the rest of the book not be? Lewis Grizzard delivers in this hilarious look at southern life. Lewis at some point touches on everything from dissatisfied transplant yankees (Delta's ready when you are...), boys with earrings (pirates, rock stars, or gay), and marriage (he's had so many wives that he can't remember their names. He calls them all "plaintiff"). This and all of Lewis Grizzard's books should be handed out to any yankee crossing the Mason-Dixon line. I can think of no better primer on proper southern behavior