Hi, my name is Iron Shanda Leer, and I'm the nicest egomaniac you'll ever meet. I also happen to be one of America's rock and roll legends. My band, The Signs, have come a really freaking long way, and I decided to write this book because, frankly, the stories I have to tell are awesome. You'll love them. I certainly do. It's all about the band, my brainless (yet great) cousin Bennie, and me of course. It's a lot of comedy and some other stuff like...