So I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing at a wedding, yeah? Me? Oliver Sutton? Legendary ladies' man and unrivaled bass player for one of the hottest new bands around? Well, you see that sad bastard over there with the blonde goddess in his arms? The one with the dumb look on his face like he's just won the lottery? Yeah, that's the one. Well, that's my bandmate, Simon, and his new fianc , Sydney. The couple getting married today happen...