Here it is, the blood-and-sap-splattered epic of gritty, wisecracking survivors turned mutant warriors in a global apocalypse against gigantic man-eating...dandelions. One sunny morning the world awoke to the revenge of their own well-manicured lawns: innocent little weeds, seeded by chemtrails and radiated by black ops satellites, swelled to massive size, uprooted themselves from the broken earth and raced off hungrily toward their new menu - mankind...