Having been required to resign from the Leicester City Constabulary for the heinous crime of 'gross impertinence to a member of the public', the author crossed the road to the Army Recruiting Office and enlisted into the Royal Military Police. It was a decision that, despite the odd knock back, he was never to regret. The volumes recount the adventures, mishaps, misdeeds and observations of a character of some notoriety, charting his journey from...