There are rules to life that one just obeys in order in her attempt stay on the right path. For example: 1.You don't wear dirty panties out of the house. You just never know who's going to see them. 2.A lady must always have chocolate at the ready-just in case the world as she knows it comes to an end. 3.You don't egg on a drunk woman who's pissed off at life. Why, you ask? Because they start bar fights, that's why. Casten Red, the unofficial enforcer...