I am Kitten. Hear me purr! Well, hellooo trouble! I thought you'd forgotten about me for a hot minute there. But of course, you were just lulling me into a false sense of security. How silly of me to think you wouldn't come back with a vengeance! Secrets never stay secret. One way or another, they come out and bite you on the arse. Un-f%cking-fortunately for me, I have too many, which...