A no-hoper turns to the faerie folk for a crack at romance. A horny teen abuses the gift of invisibility. A ghost rages against a household of carnal secrets. No place is safe in this collection of stories set in modern-day Dublin. Consider the Garden of Remembrance: young Johnner should probably have legged it out of there the moment the pigeons abandoned their chip-flinging contest and the aul fella with the tapping foot plonked down...