Hey, hey, kiddos, and welcome to the most deliriously insane circus-carnival roadshow you've ever laid eyes on! Well, maybe not so much a roadshow as a several-hundred-page book, but what a book! It's got thrills, chills, spills (as in blood), mills (I'm sure there's a windmill to be found in here somewhere), and plenty of other words that rhyme, too! I am your undead host Uncle Aberrant coming to you straight from the underworld, and I'm honored...