His Mom always called him Kenneth. He preferred Kenny. His friends...oh who are we kidding? He didn't have any friends. Everyone else called him Twat Waffle. Kenny had one problem that caused hundreds of problems for him. Kenny couldn't tell the truth no matter how hard he tried. While online, he fell in love with a girl in Texas. This started a cross-country trip of lies and deceit just to tell her that he hated her guts. Remember Kenny couldn't tell the truth.
Dedicated to Dr. L. Carl Nadeau, who always encouraged my writing and to embrace my uniqueness.