If there's one thing I know, it is that you should never help a distressed maiden surrounded by bad guys in an alleyway.
We all know the stories. Some beautiful girl calls for help as she's cornered by several big ugly men with evil smirks and displeasing dispositions, ready to do Celeru knows what to her. Then the hero with the annoying boyishly good looks shows up at the very last moment, beats up the bad guys, and saves the day. Next...