Three days ago, I didn't even know Simon Cambridge existed. If it wasn't for one drunken night out with my friends, I would never have met Mr. Cocky Pants. I certainly never would have entered into a bet with him if I'd known then what I know now. And if I hadn't lost the bet, I wouldn't have to work for him for the next month. Today is only day one, and he's already driving me crazy. Ms. Gemma Whitestone, I expected you...