Thieves' Dozen

Westlake has now gone from view, but has left these short stories of John Dortmunder, to make us smile. Each of these stories are not only humorous, but an insight into human character. Even when one reads the series, each chapter is almost a story within itself. Read all the Dortmunder books, they are not all equal, but are all wonderful. "Watch Your Back" is my personal favorite. Donald Westlake was a total original and we will miss him.

Be prepared to miss some sleep when you start this and can't put it down.....

I've bought almost everyone of Donald E. Westlake's book. this a a great collection of short stoies about his mastermind dour thief, John Archibald Dortmunder. easy to read. great wit. after buying this, I started buying all the others I could find. if you like subtle wit buy this

Unless you have read every issue of Playboy, chances are that you haven't seen all of these stories before. Several were first published there. One story, Give Till It Hurts, was first published as a free pamphlet at The Mysterious Bookshop. Jumble Sale first appeared in The Armchair Detective. The Dortmunder Workout appeared in the health section of The New York Times Magazine. The one story you are sure to find novel and intriguing is Fugue for Felons in which Mr. Westlake plays with the idea of changing the names of all of his characters. So you will meet John Rumsey instead of John Dortmunder. Interestingly, the characters changed too . . . even though they are clearly doppelgangers of the originals. Mr. Westlake has written a fine introduction to the volume and to Fugue for Felons to explain the genesis of the stories and their publishing histories. I enjoyed finding out what triggered the desire to write each story. If you are like me, you'll gain new perspective on the stories from those comments. Somewhere in at least one of the stories, you will find a cherished element of the Dortmunder novels. I was assuming just the opposite . . . that there would be short stories that would omit some of the hilarious elements of the novels. I was wrong. I particularly enjoy the repartee at the bar in the O.J. Bar & Grill and was pleasantly surprised to see that The Dortmunder Workout is solely based on such a scene. I also look forward to his unpleasant meetings with Arnie Albright, and was delighted to find that Arnie plays big roles in two of the stories (Jumble Sale and Now What?). Some of the stories involve Dortmunder being involuntarily pressed into duty (Ask a Silly Question, Too Many Crooks, and Party Animal). Several stories feature the usual Dortmunder bad timing that leads to hilarious consequences (Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Now What? and Fugue for Felons). Some are intellectual treats as the crooks find themselves faced with invisible threats (Jumble Sale and Art and Craft). A few of the stories feature lovely ironies (Ask a Silly Question, Horse Laugh, Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Party Animal, Give Till It Hurts, Now What? and Fugue for Felons). The only story that I thought was below par was Horse Laugh. Too Many Crooks, A Midsummer Daydream, Party Animal, Give Till It Hurts, and Now What? are as fine as any crime short stories you are every likely to read. You will notice that I haven't described the plots of any of these stories. To do so would be to risk spoiling your pleasure. Avoid reviews that do describe these plots.

April 2004 was apparently designated, by those who do the designating of such things, as John Dortmunder Month. The reason for this surmise on my part is the publication of not only a wonderful new Dortmunder tale, THE ROAD TO RUIN, but also a collection of short Dortmunder stories titled THIEVES' DOZEN. We are, accordingly, doubly blessed.Dortmunder, who is incredibly smart and proportionately unlucky, is the creation of Donald E. Westlake. It is interesting to note that the hilarious misfortune that plagues Dortmunder in his novels seems to be absent in any number of the stories in THIEVES' DOZEN. The hilarity, however, remains. There is at least one good belly laugh in each of these stories, and at least one wonderful turn of phrase per page. Practically any one of these stories, standing alone, is worth buying the entire book, so that with eleven of them --- a thieves' dozen, if you will --- the price of admission is a bargain.Even the most loyal of Westlake's followers will not have all of the stories collected in THIEVES' DOZEN --- a good number of them previously appeared in Playboy. There is also a very short story --- "The Dortmunder Workout" --- that appeared in the New York Times Magazine and a wonderful tale entitled "Give Till It Hurts" that was published as a very limited edition pamphlet by the absolutely indispensable institution known as The Mysterious Bookshop. And "Jumble Sale" has appeared only in The Armchair Detective, a wonderful magazine of, alas, limited distribution. THIEVES' DOZEN also includes a Dortmunder tale that is not a Dortmunder tale. "Fugue for Felons" has never seen the light of day before now; the story behind it is somewhat complicated, and Westlake can, and does, tell the tale behind it much better than I ever could. While Dortmunder is not in "Fugue For Felons," he is certainly present, and its inclusion here is undoubtedly appropriate.But enough of the story behind the stories. Let's get to the heart of the matter. In THIEVES' DOZEN Dortmunder tries his hand at stealing art in "Ask A Silly Question" when he is retained to steal a phony piece of sculpture and finds himself in the middle of an acrimonious domestic matter. "Hose Laugh" is a bit of a fish out of water story. Dortmunder, the quintessential city boy, finds himself in rural New York stealing a horse. There are several good laughs in this one --- you don't want to be drinking coffee while you read it --- even as you know that this is one caper who must be, by its very nature, doomed from the start."A Midsummer Daydream" also has a rural setting and is perhaps my personal favorite in THIEVES' DOZEN. Dortmunder and his associate Kelp are once again in upstate New York, forced to take an involuntary vacation from New York City until things cool down a bit. They find, while staying with Kelp's cousin, that there has been a robbery and that Dortmunder is the only suspect. The problem is that Dortmunder is innocent for once and is forced to play detect