Little Abigail Farnsworth Fiske III is the favorite, sophisticated eleven-year-old of Manhattan's Upper West Side. Until a piano falls on her head, kills her, and obliterates everything she thoughts she knew about the afterlife. After finding Heaven to be unconscionably boring, Abby does the unthinkable - and opts to be sent to Hell instead. But the Underworld has problems of its own. The employed torturers are exhausted yet scared out of their minds,...