--Named to Kirkus Reviews' Best Books of 2016 "This is a child's imagination come to life, where a good thing can be the greatest thing in existence and a minor inconvenience snowballs into the most horrendous, atrocious, appalling, not good, very bad meal you've ever had." --San Francisco Book Review Two sisters sit down one morning and begin describing all of the really gross things that were in the worst breakfast they ever had,...