EVAN: I have two guilty pleasures. Sexy men and delicious food. Since gorgeous men don't usually go for guys like me, I tend to indulge in the latter. When I score a week-long job as the hospitality manager for a private island resort, it's the wakeup call I need. I'm surrounded by hot, sculpted bodies-men who look like they're straight out of fitness magazines. I stand out, but not in the way I want to. Even though gyms have never been my thing,...