Part one of a serial by a ten year old home educated scholar. hil Gidnol was platforming and texting on his new jPhone, when he bumped into a billboard that said "Don't text while platforming " Fortunately he had slowed down to 5 miles per hour while texting, and just sat down hard. "Darned signs " he grumbled as he picked himself up "There's one of them every 20 feet." He continued a bit more carefully and managed to get home before rush hour. He...