After spending their teens in a holistic commune, learning to control their mental powers, all Nadine Blumenthal and her best friend Apache want to do is drink margaritas, work part-time in retail, and become old maids in the Bartleby Creek Trailer Park. But after Nadine's marriage fails spectacularly, she receives a recruitment letter from the mysterious Halcyon Clinic, a psychic healthcare facility with an agenda to redefine the limits of human...