DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK! -What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked. -How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear. -What's the definition of "making love"?
It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her. -How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?...