The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes
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DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK! -What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked. -How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear. -What's the definition of "making love"?
It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her. -How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink. -What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral. -Why is a fat woman like a scooter?
They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either. -A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
"Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller.
"No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it."
She choked. -How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?
Shine a light in her ear. -What's the definition of "making love"?
It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her. -How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink. -What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk at the funeral. -Why is a fat woman like a scooter?
They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either. -A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
"Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller.
"No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it."
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:1569757127
ISBN13:9781569757123
Release Date:October 2009
Publisher:Bookpack Inc
Length:278 Pages
Weight:0.59 lbs.
Dimensions:0.8" x 4.9" x 7.8"
Customer Reviews
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Funny
Published by Thriftbooks.com User , 15 years ago
This is a funny book of jokes and anecdotes that is very different from most books writtern by psychologist Alan Pease. I would recommend this book to read!
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