The True Account: A Novel of the Lewis & Clark & Kinneson Expeditions

Warm up your sense of humor, sit back, relax and take a trip with two guys who showed Lewis & Clark the way. This book is just plain fun. It isn't a history book - but it isn't meant to be. I just wish real history books were as pleasurable to read (and they could be). Mosher lets us ride along with Private True Teague Kinneson and his nephew Ti, short for Ticonderoga, as they blaze the trail from Vermont to the Pacific via Boston, New York, DC, Monticello and points west. I know this isn't the way it really happened. But it would be a blast if it had. Treat yourself to an enjoyable book.

I've always enjoyed Mr. Mosher's novels about Kingdom County in Vermont, so I was encouraged to purchase this book because its main characters were natives of that fictional place. Also, having read Stephen Ambrose's account of the Lewis & Clark Expedition, I assumed that I could tell if the stories of both meshed well. This book really had me laughing, and it revealed a side to Mr. Mosher's writing that I had not suspected existed. He took a historical event and inserted (deftly) two main fictional protagonists and made them appear to be actual participants in the exploration of the Louisiana Territory. Along the way we learn about the true origin of baseball, among other odd things, and grow to know that love the two offbeat characters with whom we cross uncharted country. If you enjoy a historical romp occasionally, along with a well-written story and fantastically-drawn characters, I heartily recommend this book!

I loved this book. I loved this story. I loved the Sunday afternoon spent with a truly original, imaginative, and entertaining story. Mosher has always written funny, intriguing stories of Northern Vermont, The Kingdom, and the characters doing their daily living. All of his books are treasures of backwoods, small, American lives. True Teague Kinneson lives on as the leader of the expedition that beat Lewis & Clark, and takes his place as one of the most unique and memorable literary characters ever. Perhaps the man is just a bit touched. But that's ok, because I can't find much wrong with his life philosophy, or the care and respect he has for the land, the people he meets, and most of all, his family. (I recommend all of Mosher's earlier works...especially "A Stranger in The Kingdom" and "Northern Borders")

"As he was drinking rum flip with Ethan...my uncle lost his footing and struck his head so sharp a blow on the gate of the fort that he never, I am grieved to report, quite regained his correct wits." --- Ticonderoga KinnesonTiconderoga Kinneson's explanation paints the personality picture of his uncle, Private True Kinneson. True's exploits in THE TRUE ACCOUNT are acts that reflect his ribald imagination. The young Ti, an artist in his own right, assumes the gargantuan task of keeping track of True's heroic enterprises. THE TRUE ACCOUNT celebrates the Lewis and Clark expedition bicentennial as a fictional account of what might have been if there was a race to the Pacific between two exploring groups.In 1804, True and Ti set out from their home in Vermont on an expedition to the Pacific, ahead of Lewis and Clark. True meets with President Jefferson and receives approval to begin the trip, but without official funds. His hilarious attempt to raise money is through proceeds from his original pay. Not well received, the drama gets him run out of town where he stages it. Undaunted, he moves from Monticello to the Natchez Trace, where the race begins.His misadventures continue when he meets Flame Danielle Boone, Daniel's daughter, an army of Spaniards and Anasazis, the Nez Perce, Shoshone and Blackfoot tribes. Dressed as a Don Quixote figure, Private True rides a broken-down mule and brandishes an arquebus as his weapon. Chain mail, a belled night stocking and galoshes complete his usual attire. Fifteen-year-old Ti spends much of his time tracking the errant uncle. A conversation with Meriwether Lewis reveals that the high-spirited True is a religious devotee of the use of hemp plant. Lewis is astonished when True confesses to sharing his smoke with a child of five years.The action becomes more bizarre with the entrance of a mysterious Blackfoot girl named Yellow Sage Flower Who Tells Wise Stories. At this point, the Lewis and Clark group travels alongside True. Ti's painting of the journey is the trip's chronicle, if one can believe that he is given free license to draw the principals involved. At best, the portrait of his uncle shows the "true" character.The title, THE TRUE ACCOUNT, is an appropriate use of the lead character's persona. Readers of the novel, with a thirst for accurate history, will be disappointed. However, a map at the beginning sketches the path of True's journey and the paths that both follow and deviate from the Lewis and Clark route. Page-turning to the maps kept my curiosity alive to determine the author's willingness to adhere to history.Howard Frank Mosher depicts a hilarious, ribald free-spirited man who makes his own history. While I found the story too bizarre to believe, it was inventive, clever, hilarious and good fun. Apologies to historians devoted to the preservation of real truth. --- Reviewed by Judy Gigstad

Mark Twain knew it: Truth is stranger than fiction -- but lies are far more interesting than truth.And Howard Frank Mosher, as splendid a liar as Twain himself, might have delivered the most interesting book you'll read during the upcoming, three-year bicentennial of Lewis and Clark's 1804-06 expedition in search of the Northwest Passage.But be forewarned: If you're among those humorless academics who believe history should not be trifled with by liars, you must certainly skip "The True Account: A Novel of the Lewis & Clark & Kinneson Expeditions," perhaps the funniest historical novel about the West since "Little Big Man." Thanks to a recently discovered manuscript hidden for 200 years, we now know that Lewis and Clark were the first runners-up in the race to the Pacific Ocean. The adventurer who beat them (just barely)? Private True Teague Kinneson, a Vermont schoolmaster, veteran of the Ethan Allen's Green Mountain Boys, playwright, inventor, narco-agronomist and explorer.Wearing a belled nightcap to cover the copper plate screwed into his skull (a prosthetic made necessary by a life-altering blow sustained while drinking rum with Ethan Allen), a suit of chain-mail, galoshes and an Elizabethan codpiece, Private Kinneson begins his journey with his artistic nephew, Ticonderoga, into terra incognita. Why? He wishes to teach Indian tribes of the West how to cultivate hemp, which he describes as "That panacea for all the spiritual ills of mankind." Oh, and to beat Lewis and Clark.Along their path to the Pacific, True and Ti encounter highwaymen, hostile and not-so-hostile Indians, horny women, cannibals, a circus of freaks, and some of the great real-life people of the day, such as Thomas Jefferson, Daniel Boone (and his frisky daughter Flame), and Sacagawea. And in the midst of his frolic, our American Quixote invents rodeo, baseball and a marvelous hot-air balloon; discovers Yellowstone; and outwits the Devil Himself. Private True Teague Kinneson is every mythic traveler who ever believed the shortest distance between two points was a dream, from Odysseus to Gulliver to his beloved Quixote. And like the Cervantes masterpiece, this boisterously funny novel is more picaresque than poignant, although like any good farce, it occasionally plucks the readers heart-strings as well as his funny-bone. Great parodies resonate at the precise moment we are taking ourselves to seriously (do we really need three exhaustive years to celebrate Lewis and Clark?) Mosher's voice is pitch-perfect, satirical without being too sardonic. And Private True Teague Kinneson just might find his rightful place in American letters somewhere between Gus McCrae and Forrest Gump.OK, it's worth noting that the national epic of Lewis and Clark's expedition surveyed the continent's resources, made contact with many Indian tribes living there, found a passage from the Atlantic to the Pacific, explained the flora and fauna of the region, created one of the first true Native Ame