Things on my wish list:1.Start a new, awesome job2.Create the perfect dating app3.Stop dating douchebagsThings that actually happen:1.Got a job in my dream tech company 2.Created a workplace dating app for said company3.Was matched with Bennett, who happens to own the company and is also my brother's best friendThey say when it rains, it pours, but this is some serious BS. It doesn't help that Bennett was the man I had my last one night stand with...