You are cordially invited... to The Trashy Hootenanny Your children will get a really big HOOT out of this chapter book, which puts focus on dialect and dialogue Just read this snippet, from character Krystal the Ant: "Duh I can't stand anything that concerns news or history or current events or documentaries or..." "So basically, anything that you can learn something from? ? " hollered Edward, interrupting Julian. "What on earf' be all 'dis racket...