Has this ever happened to you?You're reading Romeo and Juliet but you keep getting frustrated because there's no bank heists and barely any surfing.You're halfway through watching Point Break on your laptop when you slam it shut, shouting "this doesn't even rhyme "You're trying to hold a copy of a Shakespeare play and your Point Break DVD in the same hand so you can pick up a cup of coffee with your other hand but they don't fit together and they...