3 fake identities, 2 blind dates, 1 secret crush, and a baby goat named Ribbit. I've been in love with Tess Michaels for as long as I can remember. Watching her go through guys faster than Ribbit goes through carrots. It's my turn now to try and win her heart. Because when the girl of your dreams admits she's looking for love online, what's a guy to do except create a bunch of fake profiles designed to catch her attention. Right? At...