The slug manual: The rise and fall of criticism

The world is full of criticizers and perfectionists. People who have an overabundance of slugs - slimy critters that can ruin a day or a relationship. The Slug Manual provides the tools you need to understand verbal attacks and defend yourself against them. You can learn to laugh at the absurd things we say to each other. Learn about time-released slugs, love slugs, heirloom slugs and the famous slug sandwich. Fight back! Take care of yourself, and all of us. Reduce the world's slug population! --- from book's back cover