The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Garage and Yard Sales

Hello! I am an idiot! Yes, a real idiot! As an idiot, I had a problem: I had a can of old rusty nails, some old LP record albums, a Hummel that had been broken and glued back together several times, and some other assorted stuff that I wanted people to give me money for! Imagine that! Sounds impossible, you say? Well then, buy this book! It showed me how, by placing these items in my garage, and hanging a sign that read "Garage Sale", people would drop by and do just that. Yes, it is true! At first, I was hesitant to have a "Garage Sale", because I had no intentions of selling my garage, but this book said that it was OK to do so, and now I am $12 richer. BUY THIS BOOK, and you may find yourself $12 richer as well.