Even superheroes can't always save the girl.As one of the greatest superheroes in all of the Gambling Universe, Poker Boy does everything he can to help, but when the damsel in distress doesn't want to be rescued from her own deadly breasts, what's a superhero to do?"The Old Girlfriend of Doom" was first published in the anthology Crime Spells in February 2009 from Daw Books, edited by Loren L. Coleman and Martin H. Greenberg.