The Longest Crawl: Being an Account of a Journey Through an Intoxicated Landscape or a Child's Treasury of Booze

Ian Marchant is English, as English as Stephen Fry but fatter and lives in Wales and loves the Celtic Fringes. So if you want to travel Britain in style, with a genuine English rascal/gent then he is your man. Marvel at the history, the quaint customs and the binge drinkers in almost all of Britain's towns. There is the history of what built Briton, the roads, the drinking games and a thousand years of the government trying to do something about drunken Britons. Funny, informative and pleasurable company but you may want to skip the moments when he gets a little to soulful and occasionally repeats himself.