Here at last is a book of perfect excuses for work, school and home Kaz Cooke's latest Little Book provides excuses for all occasions, such as: I couldn't find my kidneys this morningI thought it was faux baby sealI am currently the object of a large land, air and sea searchThe batteries in my magic wand wore outI ate last ThursdayNow you need never again be lost for words to explain your behaviour, with this arsenal of excuses in your schoolbag,...