A "wacky comedy set in dusty, small-town Missouri...Elected Pork-Fry Queen by her classmates, Betty must come up with a dollar for flowers or lose out to the teacher's pet. The task would be easier had her father not discovered Betty's college fund, which he has spent on a spiffy yellow car...Sheer delight...The cornball characters and the slapstick family dynamics snare readers on the very first page and keep 'em chuckling till the end."-Booklist...