I wasn't looking for anyone, like seriously I was completely happy with my life . . . wasn't I? Well, I thought I was, that's what counted. But then Cal showed up in my parenting class and I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He was so damn big! And I knew big since I could easily be considered Amazonian compared to the majority of the female population and honestly I was probably bigger than a good portion of the male population. All was good until...