Mix the Following: A Voodoo PriestessA Pirate of SortsA Golden-hearted Whore - or threeA Drug Dealer and his friendsA Bad-Ass Irish ThugA Few Lawyers -- Some Good, Some BadA Short Fat Judge to make life difficultAirboats, drunks, and drum circles at sunsetSex? Just enoughViolence? Only when necessaryAnd a Parrot who has timely, witty offerings at odd moments.Of Course, it's all in Florida, where crazy is normal. A Story has to follow. Turn the page...