Fake relationship. Real feelings. Big problems. To say I'm cynical about happily-ever-afters is a huge understatement. I am the last guy any woman would want as their wedding date. Not only do I think love is mostly bunk, I'm more than a little tired of watching my friend Gwen Danes get all swoony over a guy who treats her like garbage. But just because I'm jaded doesn't mean I don't want Gwen to be happy, and if there's...