You've seen the rest, now meet the best: The Daddy, the ultimate in bad Dad joke books And no wonder with jokes like these: I've started work as a waiter. Granted, the money's not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table... My fear of horse chestnut trees. After years of therapy, I've finally managed to conker it. I took my PC back to the shop when it wouldn't stop swearing at me. I said, I...