This work isn't funny. No, seriously, you shouldn't buy this work. Nor should you encourage others to do so. There's nothing in here worth reading- don't you dare buy a copy It is with great happiness that I finally release this, my magnum dopus to the world. Learn the grand story of how I became magical, and how to make spider cider. This is the greatest book ever written in the history of the world, better than Homers' Iliad, the entire works of...