Kurt Mom just wouldn't understand. She sees me marrying some fancy girl so I bury myself in stocks instead, hiding who I really am from the rest of the family. It gets so much harder when she keeps trying to set me up with a girl for my next sister's wedding. When a bar brawl goes wild and I end up saving the bartender a beatdown, I can hardly ignore the fact that there are sparks between us. Maybe he'll give me a hand with this whole wedding...