The Bailey School Kids Joke Book

awful jokes for kids

Melody: Why don't you take bus home? Huey: My mother will only make me bring it back again! How is an adult different from a ghost? One is all grown. The other is all groan. Howie: What's the difference between a lemon, a monster, and a bag of cement? Eddie: What? Howie: You can squeeze a lemon but you can't squeeze a monster. Eddie: What about the bag of cement? Howie: I just threw that in to make it hard! Eddie: Imagine you were alone in a field, surrounded by aliens that wanted to capture you and bring you to their distant planet. What would you do? Liza: I'd stop imagining! These jokes for the young at heart are mostly classics. You've heard them before! But can you remember that FIRST time you heard them? Hilarious! I remember my kids reading these to me, in the car and in the living room. They were so excited; they knew the answer (and were reading) and YOU had to guess (you do get better at guessing). For the young at heart with an active imagination and a funny bone to boot! Based on the Bailey School Kids series.