You think you're having a bad day? Try being Haley Meadows. Poor girl just wants what any young woman wants - a boyfriend who treats her right, to finish college, land a decent job... and maybe find that perfect set of jeans. She almost has it all before that galactic idiot, Prince Trelax, bumps into her on Earth and decides it's in everyone's best interest to bash her over the head with his disruptor and take her halfway across the galaxy...