From the lunatic who brought you "The Noo Advenshurs of Tom Thumb" comes a new tale of blood, guts and cheesburger demons. When a poor down-on-his-luck loser does something gross into a magic sock, a genie transforms him into a sexy Rob Schneider. However, he soon learns that life as a sexy Rob Schneider comes with its own set of problems. When an evil tow truck driver is transformed into Kevin James and begins to murder celebrities in order to eat their Life-farts, it's up to the new, sexy Rob Schneider to save the day.This experimental novella begins as a screenplay, transitions into a third-person narrative which evolves into a first-person hard boiled detective noir tale, then disintegrates into a choose-which-path-to-follow adventure story with multiple endings, a maze, a recipe for flambeed kidneys, and what may be the world's filthiest crossword puzzle.Steeped in pop culture, this absurd parody references everything from obscure video games to old science fiction films. Hilarious, offensive, disturbing, 100% politically incorrect, mildly Satanic and infinitely quotable, this book is an experience unlike any other.
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