Earl and Damo are getting too old. Too old to be working as nightclub doormen fighting off young drunks. Too old to be working on the mines or driving a concrete truck. They want the easy life. A surf, a beer, watching the footy. The problem is that retirement is a long way off and they cannot come up with a scheme to make enough money to fund the lifestyle they crave. A chance meeting with a friend who has recently come back...