Superheroes come in every age, shape, and size--at least that is what Sylvia said while trying to convince her best friend, Maggie, that they were more than equipped to destroy the mob's plan to snuff out Old Lady Jensen.Motivated by the desire to be noticed by Oprah and to become revered in their hometown, they devise a plan, complete with homemade disguises, to save the woman that Sylvia fondly referred to as "the old hag."Maggie, despite her neurotic...