"You want to fake date me?" Music is my life, my band is my heart and soul, and it's all falling apart before my eyes. A plan hatched from desperation as we both watch our careers burn down around us. Dating my best friend's twin brother, Paris, who just so happens to be a gay icon at the moment seems like the perfect plan. And if we have a little fun along the way, where's the harm in that? The band is spiraling, his football career is going...