Soupy Sales was a longtime host of an event at Friars Club called "Stop Me If You've Heard It" where a group of comics all seated on bar stools attempt to top each other by telling a joke. By the end of the evening it's not all that clear who actually topped who since the audience is too busy brushing tears away, doubling over in laughter, and praying their bladders remain intact before making a beeline to the bathrooms. Hilarious doesn't even begin...