Still More of the World's Best Dirty Jokes

I've heard a lot of jokes, so it's cool to see some new stuff, even though these jokes are very old. Most of them are good, but they use the occasional "Pollock" joke, and I think one joke references a gay guy as "a gay." But, they're mostly pretty funny, such as these two: It was the first Christmas and the first of the Three Wise Men slowly approached the barn and gingerly crossed over the threshold--into a big juicy pile of horse s***. Looking down at his gold slippers, he let out a shriek--"J*sus Ch*st!" The woman at the manger turned to her companion and said, "Joseph, that's a better name for the kid than Irving." The henpecked husband was asked why he couldn't bear to sit through porno movies. "I can't stand one guy enjoying himself more in ten minutes than I have in the last twenty years."