How were graham crackers and Kellogg's cornflakes supposed to stop masturbation? Why was the Catholic church so insistent that sex could only be performed in the missionary position? In this book, you will find out why to testify meant to grab someone else's testicles, and why young boys in Papua New Guinea thought they had to drink older men's semen to attain puberty. St. Augustine believed that semen was a fluid that transmits Adam's original sin...