Welcome to your new (un) life. Through whatever means, magical, scientific, or whatever, you've been instilled with life, as well as a deep yearning to deprive others of theirs. Congratulations Adjusting to your new reality as a remorseless death machine can be tough. That's why we're here. (We hope you still have eyes to read it, as the braille edition is currently unavailable.)Who are we? Don't worry about that, you've got killing to do. Read on...